The U.S. won't get its very first "robot brothel" after all. The Houston City Council amended an ordinance to prevent a company called KinkySdollS from opening a showroom where people could have, um, intimate relations with realistic sex dolls. The dolls sell for anywhere from $2,500 to $10,000, with optional "body heat" and AI voice options. The amendment -- which doesn't make it illegal to sell the dolls, only to "test" them (oh god why) at the showroom -- was passed unanimously Wednesday by city council members, including Greg Travis, who, reports the AP, called the brothel "weird" and "gross." Regular Houston citizens also spoke out against the business.