【例項】python抓取網頁
>>> import urllib.request
>>> import re
>>> from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
>>> class CsdnUtils(object):
... def __init__(self):
... user_agent='Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/50.0.2661.102 Safari/537.36'
... self.headers ={'Cache-Control':'max-age=0',
... 'Connection':'keep-alive',
... 'Accept': 'text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,*/*;q=0.8',
... 'User-Agent':user_agent,
... }
... self.contentAll=set()
... def getPage(self,url=None):
... request=urllib.request.Request(url,headers=self.headers)
... response=urllib.request.urlopen(request)
... soup=BeautifulSoup(response.read(),"html.parser")
... #print(soup.prettify())
... return soup
... def parsePage(self,url=None,page_num=None):
... soup=self.getPage(url)
... itemBlog=soup.find_all('dl','blog_list clearfix')
... cnArticle=CsdnUtils
... print("========================第",page_num,"頁======================================")
... for i,itemSingle in enumerate(itemBlog):
... cnArticle.num=i
... cnArticle.author=itemSingle.find('a','nickname').string
... cnArticle.postTime=itemSingle.find('label').string
... cnArticle.articleView=itemSingle.find('em').string
... cnArticle.title=itemSingle.find('h3',"tracking-ad").string
... cnArticle.url=itemSingle.find("h3").find("a").get("href")
... print("資料：",cnArticle.num+1,'\t',cnArticle.author,'\t',cnArticle.postTime,'\t',cnArticle.articleView,'\t',cnArticle.title,'\t',cnArticle.url)
...
>>> if __name__ =="__main__":
... url = "http://blog.csdn.net"
... cnblog=CsdnUtils()
... for i in range(0,2):
... cnblog.parsePage(url,i+1)
...
========================第 1 頁======================================
========================第 2 頁======================================
>>>
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>>> # -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
... from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
>>> import urllib
>>> import urllib.request
>>>
>>> url = "http://www.qiushibaike.com/"
>>> print(url)
http://www.qiushibaike.com/
>>> user_agent = 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT)'
>>> req = urllib.request.Request(url, headers={
... 'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT)'
... })
>>> response = urllib.request.urlopen(req)
>>> content = response.read().decode('utf-8')
>>> print(content)
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三十年前，二舅上城辦事，坐公交車，聽見有人說:錢什麼的都保管好了啊，別讓小偷偷去！二舅下意識地摸了摸自己的上衣口袋。。。<br/>下車後他發現摸過的那個口袋被割破了，裡面帶信封的‘感謝信’不翼而飛！
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你二舅還好，我聽說有個外陰瘙癢的人就因為這個被小偷一不小心騸了
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女同事之前的男友，送她一部蘋果手機，後來發現是個渣男，劈腿，分手，想著手機都用了，也沒法還，於是就給那渣男七千塊錢，就當自己買了！直到同事又找了個新男朋友，是個修手機的，才知道她用的原來是個二手翻新機！！
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白草了，還賺錢，這女人得有多傻
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